211-word post, or “Sochi Olympic Broadcast from The Future”

The following audio-only transmission excerpt was recorded by scientists manning the SETI radio telescopes  at  The Arecibo Observatory in Puerto Rico, and is published here in its entirety.

ANNOUNCER:
The power of sex in time see now generic viagra uk of making love with confidence. Therefore, you can enjoy intimate prescription canada de viagra moments with your new female partner. You are advised to consume one capsule each daily two times for the treatment of low sperm count and semen levitra 20mg generika volume. The word is that it yields Beautiful Skin, increases energy and mental focus, is a Weight Loss Product as well as a Healthful Alternative To pfizer viagra generic. Well, folks it has been an incredible Olympics so far here in the Russian city of Sochi, hosts of the XXII Olympic Winter Games. (unintelligible) … familiar with the draconian antigay legislation put into law by Russian President Vladimir Putin, prohibiting (unintelligible) … nontraditional sexual relations…. (unintelligible) … world condemnation reached a fever pitch, with hundreds of activist groups and celebrities calling for a boycott … (unintelligible)… just unbelievable turn of events… (unintelligible) (sound of roaring crowds) … every event in every category has been won by a gay athlete! In fact, all previously closeted athletes have come out, and every non-gay athlete signed a “gay for the day” agreement… (unintelligible) … not since Jesse Owens… (unintelligible) … okay, that’s a bad example… (unintelligible)… and talk about a Pussy Riot … (unintelligible) … okay, another bad example… (snippet of YMCA)…  Roman Empire had thumbs up, World War II had the victory sign which became the peace symbol of the 1960s… well, who could have ever predicted that the victory sign of gay athletes at Sochi 2014 would be jazz hands… (transmission ends)

Leave a Reply