Month: November 2013

To his surprise, Minge Barnesworth found a jar of peanut butter on his doorstep along with a copy of the Saturday edition of the Toronto Star. He looked up and down the street, curious as to whether he would see who had dropped this off, but of course, he realized, that was ridiculous. Who knew … Read more

NO sir. NO way. NO. Henny Jurgowitz was NOT going bargain hunting today. Let other people line up at 4 am to storm the Walmart. Let those losers trample the staff at Target. She could care less if some cross-border assholes spent more on their overnight hotel than they were ever going to save on … Read more

Carswain’s eyes opened to mere slits but saw the room was still revolving. He closed them again and drifted off to a fitful sleep. He dreamed of loping through the desert. He was naked. He was being chased by a coyote. He was a jackrabbit. As the jaws of the coyote snagged his tail he … Read more