307-word post, or “Fiddler Crab in The Top Hat”

“If it’s trouble yuh want,” drawled the Sheriff, drawing his gun. “It’s trouble yuh found.” “Heavens, no, my good man!” stammered the monocle-wearing fiddler crab in the top hat, his rostrum twitching nervously. “Trouble is the last thing I’m looking for!” “So why you stealin’ mah horse?” The monocle-wearing Fiddler Crab in the top hat … Read more