Month: July 2013

Boing The Boy Boing was pissed. His normally tawny-green coat was now deep purple, bristling with static electricity. “Listen,” pleaded Danger Todd. “It’s a trap! General Tsao’s forces are on the move. We must act NOW!” “Gee, do you think?” replied Boing.  “Who said that like an hour ago? I give up. Oh, wait! IT … Read more

Moments ago, Galifty Yankovic had swerved into the woods to avoid hitting a raccoon. Miraculously, her Volkswagen Rabbit had avoided collision with any of the thick birch trees in the ravine, and had come to a surprisingly gentle stop. And now, in the light of the full moon, she saw them… the animals, gathering in … Read more

For several hours, Melvin and his friends had been stuffed into a tiny cage. The bars were too close together for anyone to escape, but they had been left out in the hot sun and they were beginning to get sunburnt. “Who the hell did this?” asked Carl, for the 40th time. “It doesn’t matter … Read more