182-word post, or “Victoria County Canada Day Pie Eating Contest, 1974″

Ronnie Muckler had been the Victoria County Canada Day Pie Eating Contest Champion for a decade.   Rhubarb, apple or cherry, Ronnie was king. “Blueberry? “More like piece-of-cake-berry! No human can defeat me,” bragged Ronnie, and Victoria County hated braggarts. But no human seemed willing to challenge him, and so with mixed feelings, the organizers … Read more