Month: April 2013

“And so, Doctor,” said Jurisprudence, “This is why I’m convinced there’s a bear in my cupboard.” “I see,” said the Doctor as he squeegeed his glasses. “And do you see a pattern in these… behaviours?” “Behaviours?” “Yes. In our sessions, you’ve stated various phobias with a common theme. You’re afraid of pears, bears, chairs, stairs … Read more

Harry held his groceries for a long time, staring at a new door on his ceiling that hadn’t been there when he left this morning. He put away his groceries and made dinner, all the while keeping his eyes on the door. After dinner, he got a stepladder, having made up his mind to open … Read more

It was dusk, and when dusk did its thing, Vengeful Hank did his: sat on his porch, ate a raw pineapple, and thought vengeful thoughts. Vengeful Hank took his time with vengeance, never repeating a venge, because “THE NAME’S VENGEFUL HANK NOT REVENGEFUL HANK DON’T YOU FORGET IT!” he suddenly screamed to some imaginary mistake-making … Read more