Month: April 2013

“Are you jaywalking, young man?” asked the little old lady. He looked at her, startled. She’d popped out of nowhere. She was short and peppermint-scented. Her white-haired bun reminded him of a tiny grey samurai. “Could we jaywalk together…?” she smiled sweetly. “Sure,” he said, offering his arm.  As they set out across the street, … Read more

The hypervator doors spat Enzo Chung and Shabinder Morp out onto the executive floor of ChungMorp ToyCo™. The legendary co-founders had rarely been seen, and their names only whispered following… the ‘incident’. Employees stifled gags or averted their eyes. Some screamed silently behind fake wide-eyed smiles. The new guy shit himself. Chung and Morp were … Read more

Sweezley was a pig. Not an actual pig, just a man who was literally so filthy that common English descriptors such as “unkempt”, “dirty”, and “slob” committed suicide when faced with their ineffectiveness. He’d literally lost his wife and kids; they were actually lost, somewhere, in the sedimentary layers of what passed for his house. … Read more