Month: April 2013

Parsnip de Groot was pissed. He looked at his watch. Nearly 45 minutes late, and he was beginning to think he’d been taken for a fool. He was about to stomp out of the café when he noticed a small, circular ripple in his 4th cup of coffee. Then another, followed by a third, and … Read more

“Good day!” said Timothy Festoon. He would have then snootily exited from the Savings & Loan were it not for someone else standing in his way. “Good day to YOU, Sir!” retorted Calhoun O’Malley, moustache twitching. “I said, Good DAY, sir!” repeated Festoon. “Yes, GOOD DAY!” bellowed O’Malley. “GOOD DAY to YOU, SIR!” countered Festoon. … Read more

Beezus Thordblanx  – school administrator of Our Demon of Fire 7th Circle Hellementary – was beside himself.  Narlapirk had been in trouble before, but saying nice things to the teacher? Sharing toys? Hugging classmates? Odd. But maybe it was time to change tactics with this child. It is a prescription drug thus taking advantage of … Read more