Month: March 2013

This is my last entry, forever. My self-chosen escape to the treehouse is over mostly because I ate all the last pop tarts but also it’s getting dark. MOM STUPID YOUR WRONG! mom BITCH DAMM YOU MOM!!!!%$%$&^@$@# I’m running away to Dad’s house later. If he says I have to come back to this ASSPLACE … Read more

“Need I remind you, Nathan,” intoned Janx, “That John Thomas Scopes, the school-teacher at the centre of The Scopes Monkey Trials, was HIMSELF unsure if he’d ever actually taught evolution, but allowed himself to be incriminated so the issue could come to court. THIS IS THE SAME DAMN THING!” With this latest summation of the … Read more

What if we had toes for fingers and fingers for toes? Then shoes would be gloves, and gloves would be shoes and you’d always be pissed off cause you can’t find your other shoe. You couldn’t pick your nose, but you could, however, stub your toe on it… and putting your foot in your mouth … Read more