Month: March 2013

People were in the streets minutes after the announcement beamed out on the People’s Free Media. The first of the alien vessels in orbit above Washington had been joined by several hundred other smaller ships, with more arriving. Under fighter escort, a shuttle from the mother ship touched Apart from oral medications, there are other … Read more

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“If by Good Friday you mean the Friday where I get nailed to a cross wearing a crown of thorns, stabbed in the side with a sword and drink vinegar-water, just because some minor Roman magistrate washes his hands of me – LITERALLY washes BOTH his hands – then yeah, it’s just GREEEAAAT!” Pause. “30 … Read more