I’ll Write You A Custom Poem

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He calls himself ‘captain’; the reason? Loves ‘Tiberius’ Kirk in completion. Loves Beatles! Hates Trump! A Leafs fan! (A Chump). May his plot-spoiling posts bring deletion.

So you’ve never met Paul? Quel dommage! Steeped in wordplay & memes! Beau fromage! Knows his science-y facts And if puns could climax? They would scream out *his* name in homage!

There once was a guy. (Call him Jarrod). The top of his head? (Rather arid). But don’t put on airs! He once had big hairs, Just like Charlotte Rae! (Mrs. Garrett).

At YTV we were workmates! She’s a student of law now! That’s great! Tasha always amazes! She knows latin phrases like ‘semper letteris mandate’.

In recording parlance: he’s a machine. Reference level? Like smooth mescaline. If you need the right sound, When Kas Dunn is around Whoosh! Kabang! Boing! Pow! Know what I mean?

Let me tell you of Carolyn Meehan! Teacher! Actor! A grand human being! Her big grin is high wattage! I have been to her cottage! And her laugh? Like a shot of caffeine!

They’re lookalikes, father and son! Dad once worked at Bradstreet (and Dunn) The son has a brother (Yes, from the same mother) One’s still in school: tell me, which one?

He’s a father of one (maybe two?) He’s your standard comedic yahoo. And I think you’ll agree That you cannot unsee Jason Gemmill as Shirtless Cthulu.

Sean Browning’s like me, born in May. He is wistful, but never cliché! With his ginger-beard face, A heart “bigger than space” I love this guy! (Is that risqué?)