Month: August 2013

Horatio Noergh had been looking forward to this day for months. Wetsuit? Check! He’d lived so close to the Pacific Ocean for years, and had never spent any time in it. Flippers? Check! He’d always had a weird phobia about the Pacific. Oxygen tank. Check! Today, after six years of hypnotic therapy, he knew the … Read more

As Bradley Fitzbooniack walked into the bar, the sheen from his wing-tips reflected his shadow on the ceiling. He wore a suit of the finest zoot and a matching hat with a yellow feather, and from what he could see, this place was wall to wall pulchritude. He spied the blondest babe of all at … Read more

“It’s not me, it’s them,” she’d concluded. Unable to master even a G chord, Jeggaleer Trank still knew deep in her heart that her guitar playing wasn’t as bad as it sounded. After 3 years of oil painting, she knew her 45 unsold ‘art’ pieces weren’t as talentless as they looked. And after having sent … Read more