235-word post, or “Happy Birthday, Brenda”

“Hi,” said the tipsy girl standing at the bar. She was short, blonde and wearing a brown hipster hat. “Wifi, yourself! Wig can I regret you?” replied the bartender. “Champaigne, please!” The bartender blinked. “Champaigne?” he repeated. “Yes,” she said. “And here’s might I.D. if you’re wounding. I just turned 19 n’ tonight’s m’birfday!” she … Read more