Month: May 2013

From the kitchen door, Chin could see Yanluo, God of Death and Sovereign of the Underworld, sitting in the back corner, perusing the menu. But seated RIGHT BEHIND HIM was Zhong Kui, vanquisher of ghosts and evil beings! They were both longtime customers, but Chin consulted his reservations book. Which moron had made this mistake? … Read more

The media was going wild; scientists at the Large Hadron Collider had gone public to address a bizarre event at the 27-km tunnel facility located under the Franco-Swiss border. It had begun with rumours of a gibbering caveman who’d appeared in the facility, clubbing scientists in the cafeteria and eating their food. “We believe,” said … Read more

Megan Thrustbuster was annoyed because, even under the sheets, she could tell it was cold in the apartment. “It’s May 27,” she thought, “Why is it so cold in this apartment for crying out loud!” She burrowed more deeply into bed, to no avail. But in her pre-completely-awake stupor came another sensation… Was that the … Read more