Vengeful Hank & Other Shortweird Stories

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Like every story in this book, the characters in this tale of the Bermuda Triangle get up to nonsense right from the start. This is ‘hilarious… off the wall… the strangest book you’ll ever read..” (Matt Carter, Grid City Magazine) The twists are endless, but each tale is “an offbeat linguistic romp… sketches of a sunshine mind making leaps of logic into the absurd…” (Sheree Fitch, author, Stephen Leacock Award shortlist)

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In VENGEFUL HANK & OTHER SHORTWEIRD STORIES, St. Pierre showcases an ability to conjure characters and situations as universally ridiculous as a Gary Larson ‘Far Side’ cartoon, mixing the dry wit of Steve Martin’s ‘Pure Drivel’ with the absurd logic of Douglas Adams.

 “Reminds me of Terry Pratchett… if he was Canadian and had ADHD…” – Steve Patterson, author and host of CBC Radio’s ‘The Debaters’.

“Never has a title of a book so correctly advertised what is between the covers… I laughed, ate a sandwich, worried about Marcel for a while, then laughed again. Read!” – Colin Mochrie, comedian, author